E3 2011 Wooooooooo!

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Here it comes THE gaming event of year! The Superbowl of the Video gaming world! ARE YOU PUMPED?!

OF COURSE YOU ARE

E3 2011 Wooooooooo! G4K--article_image

That was a rhetorical question.

In order:

Monday 6th June - Microsoft Conference - 5pm GMT.

COMING OUT FIRST, will Microsoft bring a kicking or take a LICKING!? New console or NO CONSOLE!? Halo remake or FAILO remake!? KINECT games or 'KN SHIT games?

Only one way to find out sit you obese ass in front of your PC at 5pm on MONDAY the 6th!

Tuesday 7th June - Sony Conference - 1am GMT.

Attempting to hide your conference at 1am is never a good sign! Prepare for trouble and make it double. What else will sony do to HIDE THEIR SHAME?! Kaz Harai beg for forgivness and commit sepaku? Spilling his bowls on to the journo hacks in the front row? would that even be enough to make up for there DISASTER MOVIE of a console.

SET YOUR ALARMS FOR DISASTER O'clock (1am)

Tuesday 7th June - Nintendo Conference - 5pm GMT.

OH YEAH!

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Nintendo should start their conference with that video for shits and giggles.

For the first time I should be able to catch the conferences live. Thats if they are on the net that is.

Sony's one I will pass up on.

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E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Jack-tretton-kaz-hirai

Jack Trenton and Kaz Harai, preparing for the E3 presentation.

The PS3 will be the best one GUARANTEED.

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Sat May 14, 2011 12:15 am

David wrote:: The PS3 will be the best one GUARANTEED.

I'll have to admit, the Sony one is what I'm looking forward too the most. Will they mention PS4 in hope to make up for having NOTHING NEW at all? I suspect they might...

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xbox.com are streaming it live. Can't stream through the xbox which would of been nice.

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Tue May 24, 2011 10:13 pm

LeeTSanders wrote:: xbox.com are streaming it live. Can't stream through the xbox which would of been nice.

Nintendo are also streaming it themselves, http://e3.nintendo.com and apparently trailers and stuff will be appearing on the Wii's Nintendo Channel as the show is happening.

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Wed May 25, 2011 1:54 am

Here's a special treat for all you E3 lovers out there...

http://tinyurl.com/PreE3

It's the SWGP's Pre-E3 special! Have a listen to the show and we can discuss anything about it here in the run up to E3! Exciting times, i know, right!? cheers

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So..

Lightning = ?
Elite Sword = Halo remake
Xbox live = obv (or dashboard update)
Kinect = Kinect Sad

Guitar = Kinect Rock band? Rock Band 4 exclusive?
Lancer = Obv
360 = er, 360?
nunchucks = dunno TMNT/DoA Kinect???
F22 or somthing = dunno
Car = Forza 4
Lightsabre = Kinect star wars Sad

Axe = Golden Axe? (Kinect?)
Sword = OF OMENS!?

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Wed May 25, 2011 4:27 am

Big_Jim wrote:: Here's a special treat for all you E3 lovers out there...

http://tinyurl.com/PreE3

It's the SWGP's Pre-E3 special! Have a listen to the show and we can discuss anything about it here in the run up to E3! Exciting times, i know, right!?

This is what I've been waiting for Smile

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Wed May 25, 2011 5:08 am

I like your idea of negative achievements!

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Wed May 25, 2011 6:41 am

Leroy wrote:: I like your idea of negative achievements!

It's real in the future dude, I've seen them! cyclops

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Wed May 25, 2011 6:45 am

Big_Jim wrote:

Leroy wrote:: I like your idea of negative achievements!

It's real in the future dude, I've seen them! cyclops

Then some people are gonna be very upset if I ever get a spare hundred quid in the back burner!

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Wed May 25, 2011 6:53 am

David wrote:

My take on these stickers...

Lightning = Cosplay Kinect game announced!
Elite Sword = Puzzle Fighter: Halo Edition
Xbox live = "We won't steal your card details"
Kinect = Kinect 2! With retina scan!
Guitar = Avatar Band from Harmonix!
Lancer = Gears Of War: Pendulum Wars (RTS game)
360 = Re-launching the old style model under the name "RETRO"
nunchucks = Tai-Bo Hero for Kinect.
F22 or somthing = H.A.W.X.3. exclusive!
Car = LEGO Forza!
Lightsabre = star Wars movies on Netflix

And my favourites;

Axe = NEW CONSOLE codenamed "AXE"!
Sword = NEW HANDHELD CONSOLE codenamed "SWORD"!

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Wed May 25, 2011 6:54 am

Leroy wrote:

Big_Jim wrote:

Leroy wrote:: I like your idea of negative achievements!

It's real in the future dude, I've seen them! cyclops

Then some people are gonna be very upset if I ever get a spare hundred quid in the back burner!

I don't mind giving you a sub dude. pirat

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Reports are that EA will be showing off a new gameplay section from battlefield 3 (we want details on the multiplayer!!!!)

And also Mass Effect and the sports side of their empire

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TOMORROW 1am (i.e. TONIGHT)

E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Konami

Now most of you Honkey WHITE BOYS might be thinking: 'Konami? who car SHUT UP!!

Because last year they did THIS!

Will it be as good? WHO KNOWS.

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Exxxxtreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme

http://www.g4tv.com/e3-2011/pressconference/konami/99 E3 2011 Wooooooooo! 98dnd5

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:14 pm

OMFG Contra's back!! lolwut.

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:09 am

RUMOUR TIME!

Nintendo are apparently going to be showing off a NEW ZELDA game!

That's right folks, gone are the days of Skyward Sword... It's dead. Deal with it.
Roll on NEW ZELDA! lol!

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:49 pm

This evening chaps!!!

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This is going to be awful.

E3 2011 Wooooooooo! 8y9hdg

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Urrrrrgghhhhh

http://blogs.forbes.com/insertcoin/2011/06/03/xbox-sales-surging-meaning-no-new-console-necessary/

No Microsoft, this will not give the 360 a different tail.

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:41 pm

Are we still planning on a most awesome Skype session whilst watching these, I did book the time off especially.....

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Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:45 pm

David wrote:: yes.

Awesome!

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So we are definatley seeing Gears 3, Star Wars Kinect at the xbox briefing.

Hearing Tomb Raider is apparently on there. Anyone hear anything else?

Guessing Metal Gear Risng might make a show. Probably Forza 4 no doubt.

Halo remake? GTA v?

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Waggle for ALL games.

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:35 am

David wrote:: Waggle for ALL games.

Here's a scoop for ya!

Microsoft's big E3 news is...

Kinect Sports 2
Dance Central 2
Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
Halo 4

Yep, you heard it here first!

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am back home ready to go. Never really used skype so can one of you guys invite me in?

Username is leetsandersuk

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:42 am

LeeTSanders wrote:: am back home ready to go. Never really used skype so can one of you guys invite me in?

Username is leetsandersuk

Only just seen this Lee.

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Looks good Richard and James have both committed to getting a Kinect after seeing all this!

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This was just horrorawful!

The only shock moment of thinking yay! Was Minecraft coming to 360.

Everything else was just look at this awesome game!!!! But WAIT IT HAS KINECT FEATURES!!

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:04 am

David wrote:: Looks good Richard and James have both committed to getting a Kinect after seeing all this!

No i haven't. You can take your kinect and shove it up your arse.

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:06 am

Big_Jim wrote:

David wrote:: Waggle for ALL games.

Here's a scoop for ya!

Microsoft's big E3 news is...

Kinect Sports 2
Dance Central 2
Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
Halo 4

Yep, you heard it here first!

I called it. I win.

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Here guys, buy it quick!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kinect-Sensor-Adventures-Xbox-360/dp/B0036DDW2G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1307383329&sr=8-1

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:34 am

David wrote:: Here guys, buy it quick!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kinect-Sensor-Adventures-Xbox-360/dp/B0036DDW2G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1307383329&sr=8-1

I'll just try out yours first.

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FIST BUMP

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:47 am

Taken from Nintendo Universe website;

Quote :: Nintendo has become the latest company to be targeted by cyber criminals in a hacking attack, although the firm stated that no consumer data was stolen when the attack on one of its North American servers was made several weeks ago.

“The server contained no consumer information. The protection of our customer information is our utmost priority,” commented Nintendo of America in an e-mailed statement. “We constantly monitor our security,” they added.

On Sunday, the hacker group Lulzsec claimed in a statement posted to their Twitter feed that they were the ones responsible for the Nintendo attack. The group previously broke into the servers of Sony Pictures Entertainment websites last week, and claimed responsibility for additional attacks on U.S. PBS television and Fox.com.

Lulzsec clarified that they had only taken a single file, but “we didn’t mean any harm. Nintendo had already fixed it anyway.”

This press release from Nintendo made my day! The day before Sony's conference and Nintendo say "we were attack too but unlike Sony, we sorted it out and nobody even noticed".

lol!

Subject: Re: E3 2011 Wooooooooo! Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:55 am

LeeTSanders wrote:: FIST BUMP

Ghost Recon instruction manual:
TO SHOOT (kinect): pump your palm towards the bottom-right corner of the screen.
TO SHOOT (control pad): press the right trigger.